I have no idea what I’m doing, but I know I’m doing it really, really well.

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liamipayne:

just let me tell you nicki minaj and beyoncé are the type of women we need like man they’re so strong with what they do and they don’t take shit from anyone i want to be like that one day

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Finally, some good advice from Cosmo

im gonna reblog this 300 times a day

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thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

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lzbth:

i just almost missed my train because i was taking a personality quiz to find out what fruit I am

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hiccupofcoffee:

Guys

Guys

Have you ever noticed the ‘Love is an Open Door’ battle on YT where people sing the song from frozen??
Watch this

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but these guys where lip syncing so ppl got pissed and then 

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but it gets better

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much better

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stanley-tsaii:

Just a set of quick photos I did for class.

Chronic illness 101.

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robdelaney:

theadventuresofmichaelpawlak

the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley. 

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singingsh0wtunes:

subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

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kaz-terborosherlock:

spazztastic-muffin:

blessyoushiva:

blackghostriolus:

this is westboro baptist churches good twin

I’m really glad that this picture is circulating tumblr. Young adults today often forget that Christianity isn’t evil. Just like Muslims aren’t evil. It’s the extremists that give the entire religion a bad name. Please stop making assumptions that Christians are hateful, narrow minded people. My mom is very religious and she is one of the most open minded, loving people I know.

YES THANK YOU

Same thing about Atheists.

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duckktective:

jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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